What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

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Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).